Big brain bargain bring big boi brain gain


#1

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Ok so y’all remember reaver with old library? fun times eh? so like you guys ummm you, like, umm, yeah like you remember how Teddy put spellwhirl in that deck because like ummm library totally gives you so much faeria n stuff and you dont even care what u play u just wanna cards n sheeet??? So This is like the same but a bit worse but its better. Now, what you have to understand about this deck (especially if you are an onnig) is that this is not a tempo deck: if you can afford to do absolutely nothing in a turn then that is what you do. Ive seen people use meteors that they got from spice to stop yellow flyers from collecting 1 faeria - dont do that, dont be an onnig. I die a little bit inside whenever i see a beastmaster green player stalker a frog from battletoads on turn 2 for no reason. Look, spider in BM green is an emergency card and its main purpose is to get buffed by oakling, now that is way moreso true for any meteors, hellfires, garudans etc. in this deck. The most difficult part (and that part is actually very difficult) is to manage you hand without losing board to much. In order to manage your hand you will have to have empty turns in order to wait for failed-targets or to play a card manually that you dont want to get hit by a bargain or to get enough lands to play everything in the right order. These heavy control decks are best played passively, if you just try to play everything you can every turn you will eventually overextend somewhere on the board and your opponent will be able to outmaneuver and then you have no faeria to respond, instead you let your opponent collect and just claim that even if he could play his whole deck in one turn your deck can still outlast that. This is how beastmaster green works and this deck works the same.
A few more details: the reason there are only 2 failed experiments and 4 obvious failed-targets is that you have infinite faeira by like turn 5 so you can just play stargazer.
Fugoro is a bit annoying because it can slow down your bargains but the option of medallion into whatever crazy thing you get from spice is to valuable imo.
The 1 off reddevil can be literally whatever.

Overall stargazer is incredibly strong in a bargain deck and with spice you just always have something to play when you need to.

Land type(s): Mountain, Lake
Faeria cost: 5.3
Difficulty: Advanced

3x SPRING MOCHI (3f 2L)
1x STORMSPAWN (10f 2L)
3x GABRIAN ARCHON (4f 2L)
2x FAILED EXPERIMENT (1f 1L)
3x WINDFALL (10f 2L)
3x OGRE BATTLER (8f 2M)
3x BOLD BARGAINER (7f 2M)
1x GARUDAN, HEART OF THE MOUNTAIN (10f 2M)
3x OGRE DANCE (4f 2M)
1x RED DEVIL (9f 2M)
1x FUGORO, MERCHANT OF WONDERS (5f 3L 3W)
3x TRITON STARGAZER (5f 2L)
3x CRYSTAL SPICE (1L 1M 1W)


#2

What does onnig mean?


#3

hey I’ll copystrike you for using my name like that


#4

the term onnig refers to the act of being very worried and nervous about completely unrealistic things while missing obvious simple ways to win the game. alternatively an onnig might find the simple ways to win but will nontheless proceed to play around penta flameburst when the opponent is on 0 faeria has no cards in the deck and has disconnected.