RBY Angry Illusion of Turtles

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Being reminded of some of the old Angry Zoo decks from way in the early Metashakers, but unable to retrace it, and I wanted to remake it. Only to not remember what exactly was in it, and also to remember that I don’t think I ever won with the old version of the deck…

So I made my own version, taking out some cards and instead including Wind Soldiers and Fanatics, as they both synergize with the Firebringer/Hate Seed as well as the Tale of Old Turtle + Illusion of Grandeur combination and really add some utility and removal to the deck, something it really needed, though it also meant making a 6th desert which is a bit annoying.

Iona is in there because I have a Mythic version of her. As I need to make two deserts anyway, it’d be a shame not to include her.

Seifer’s Wrath is in there because it’s a better option than any existing creature, really - more removal is still needed and it’s cheap without requiring more than 2 Mountains, which is really nice. You need to make 6 special lands already which is a lot. There might be something to say for a 3rd Oradrim Fanatic in place for one of the Seifer’s Wraths, but I don’t know. Seifer’s Wrath is pretty damn useful!

Land type(s): Neutral, Mountain, Lake, Desert
Faeria cost: 3.8
Difficulty: Advanced

1x SYLAND HORSEMASTER (3f)
2x OUTLAND RANGER (3f)
3x DARK STALKER (3f 1L)
3x TALE OF THE OLD TURTLE (6f 2L)
3x HATE SEED (7f 2M)
3x AXE GRINDER (3f 1M)
3x FIREBRINGER (4f 2M)
2x SEIFER’S WRATH (2f 2M)
2x ORADRIM FANATIC (3f 2D)
3x WIND SOLDIER (3f 2D)
3x DEMON WRANGLER (2f 1D)
1x IONA, BELOVED BY ALL (2f 2D)
1x ILLUSION OF GRANDEUR (7f 2L)